1. First, they put me into a room full of cats and I had to listen to them complain for over 24 hours. Cats complain a lot.
2. Then, they tied me to a tree and put a soup bone just out of my reach.
3. Next, they sent in a beautiful French Poodle to interrogate me. She nearly wore down my resolve with her sexy foot poofs, but I kept strong in the interest of dog and country.
That's about all I can remember. I think they drugged me. I woke up on a train to Germany -- clearly, I had been tossed out of the country. Fortunately, Nikki was with me, and we were able to get back to Hamburg just in time to get onto the Queen Mary 2 again. We have been on a ship now for 3 days, and I'm relieved to have escaped with no physical harm.
Mission Take Over Paris: Failed
But don't feel sad for me, my dear followers. I'm on the ship again, and Mission Take Over Queen Mary 2 is back in effect. Because I've already done a transatlantic voyage, I'm that much stronger, that much smarter, and now that I feel recovered from my ordeal in Paris, I think I'm ready to make the final push for World Dogination. My little revolution is going to start smaller than I'd hoped, but a little doggie has to start somewhere.
Pepper - I am so glad you made it back to the QM2 safely! Don't give up! (:
Posted by: Alisha | September 01, 2008 at 01:11 PM